When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really well
When your teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
- Friend: What's your type?
- Me: Famous or fictional.
Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.
I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER
this picture made all of my problems go away
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
OH MY GOD.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
thIS WAS MY FAVOURITE
- Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
- Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
- Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
- Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
- Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
- Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
- Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
- Me:
- Me: I also ship fictional characters